Palins hit another gusher, and this one’s named Greta
They lived together. Dressed together. Slurped moose stew together. Rode snow machines together. Braided individual any other’session hair.
All in the name of journalistic inquiry, for a series of TV interviews that have rivaled the Jerry Lewis telethon for mere, stupefactive longitudinal dimensions.
So it comes similar to no surprise that Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, R-Saks, announced that she’s filing paperwork to formally adopt Fox News anchor Greta Van Susteren.
Kindred spirits and great minds tend to be drawn in company.
Other glad. occasions:
Hysterical Monument News: Seattle architect and civic artist Art Skolnik has filed an applying to have the Alaskan Way Viaduct named to the National Register of Historic Places. This comes on the heels of his earlier stopper for a “Genius Grant” as antidote to Tim Eyman.
Having Trouble Going? Thank God that the presidential election is finally over. It’s out of the reach of time for Americans to get back to the veritable pressing issue of our time, that, if you watch any TV, you already know is a global epidemic of overactive bladders and bloated prostates.
They Could Tell You About It, But They’d Have To Kill You: Vice President-elect Joseph Biden and his wife were given an early tour of their new Washington, D.C., vice-presidential residence. Jill Biden said she appreciated the chance to order new carpets for the waterboarding chamber and a throw cover for Dick Cheney’s bedroom sleeping sarcophagus.
Brew Hoo Hoo: Tully’s coffee says it continued to lose boatloads of money hold out quarter. These guys will do anything to keep up with Starbucks.
All Frothed Up: A tanker truck spilled 1,000 gallons of buttermilk across southbound lanes of Interstate 5 near Olympia. A dozen motorists were treated with a view to high cholesterol.
We’re Still A Bit Better Than Japan — A Little: Speaking for a divided U.S. Supreme Court, Chief Justice John Roberts opined that if whales off the seaside of California don’cheek by jowl want to have their brains swollen out by Navy sonar, they have power to stay the hell uncovered of the ocean.
The Week’s News Quiz: Quick, do you know where the bulk of your $700 billion “bailout” package to rescue the U.S. good housewifery has gone? Seriously. Can you entitle one place?
