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Memo To My Bosses:

Don’t get me wrong. I be fond of my piece of work. Sportswriting has been very, highly good to me.

So I don’t want this to sound like sour grapes, or the rant of a bitter man.

I like my work. I not ever wake up feeling as allowing that I gain to go to work. I want to go to work.

But please, I’m begging you guys — don’t ever execute this to me once more.

USC 56, Washington 0 on Saturday.

Philadelphia 26, Seattle 7 on Sunday.

I’ll cover anything you ask. I’ll go on anywhere I’m assigned, but-end please, a weekend this bad has to be a once-in-a-career punishment.

I love my job, boundary I hated this weekend.

Football’s a astonishing game, but this dubious doubleheader was a incubus.

This felt more like a period than an assignment. More like a punishment than a privilege.

Were you watching Cirque du Seahawks on Sunday?